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Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 03:04:00 - [1] Edited by: Tez Saurus on 08/10/2010 03:07:36 At 23:26 EVE Time, the United Nations Council For The Assistance of the Citizens of New Eden passed a proposal (213-2: United States and Israel the negative parties) for the United Nations to intervene in the central Deklein region of space. The party involved in the reception of aid is an entity knows as "OWN Alliance". The people of this country are ruled by a a dictator that is entirely unconcerned with the well-being of the citizens of his nation. The people live impoverished, unable to receive any sort of recourse for the vessels lost in combat engagements. To aid in this issue, the The United Nations has approved an aid flotilla consisting of members of Test Alliance Please Ignore to CU9 in an effort to relieve the citizens of OWN Alliance. This flotilla will be carrying construction parts, water, food, livestock, and other commodities essential to basic living. Hopefully, by alleviating the need for the members of OWN Alliance to devote resources to their basic living, the citizens of this impoverished nation will be able to raise their standard of living to that of other spacefaring nations. This will not be an easy task; the dictator of OWN Alliance has already ordered a no-contact policy for all members of OWN Alliance against interaction with members of the TEST Alliance Please Ignore aid flotilla. However, the flotilla has already arrived in the OWN Alliance capital and is currently distributing medicine, food and various supplies to the citizens in need of it most. We expect a full aid distribution infrastructure to be in place within the next fourteen days. The dictator of OWN Alliance imposes draconian taxes on the citizens of his nation. Monthly dues, office rent, and other fees/costs are all imposed on members of the nation, and while taking such exorbitant fees, the dictator refuses to implement any infrastructure. The United Nations believes that these systems are essential to the survival of any spacefaring society. These underdeveloped systems include, but are not limited to; ship replacement, industrial assistance programs, and resource allocation infrastructure. The United Nations is consistently committed to ensuring that all citizens of New Eden are cared for at a basic level; we feel it is our duty to assist developing spacefaring nations and ensure their ability to support themselves is stable. For more information, please refer to these informative promotional videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l20G9nr7cgY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJbEi9Vn_M Photos from the field: http://i.imgur.com/S2Ten.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOmSo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uvW5Q.png http://i.imgur.com/sYNoT.png http://i.imgur.com/VZgMQ.png Also,
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 03:35:00 - [2] Edited by: Tez Saurus on 08/10/2010 03:36:16 Originally by: Sgt Recon Shoot blues erday We aren't shooting any blues. Quite the opposite, we have already ejected from and donated numerous ships and have cans with valuable supplies anchored outside the station. We are also reimbursing OWN pilots since their alliance apparently doesn't care enough to. http://tinyurl.com/own-reimbursement
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 03:40:00 - [3]
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 04:43:00 - [4] Edited by: Tez Saurus on 08/10/2010 04:45:41 Despite Scott Wieland's hateful propaganda against our noble intentions, support continues to pour in, with TEST & OWN pilots flying together in a conga and singing in local. A TEST freighter flew unescorted and unscouted to deliver critical aid in the form of exotic dancers. http://i.imgur.com/USJoi.jpg
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 15:17:00 - [5] Originally by: Messoroz Edited by: Messoroz on 08/10/2010 14:15:33 Edited by: Messoroz on 08/10/2010 14:09:15 Originally by: The Mittani i already posted this on kugu which is a more entertaining forum but this drama is dumb and own folks probably don't know what kugu is anyway, so here's a repost Quote: as the days go by the galaxy will watch with bated breath to see an attack from GSF which simply /will not happen/ own could literally bend their members over a table and ** them every day and i will ignore their cries and not care so long as they show up on ops to help against ev0ke, i am not running a ing humanitarian organization here even if TEST apparently is now in the refugee relief business in fact if own had slaves chained to computers forcing them at gunpoint to play eve online and someone posted pictures of the child-slave-eve-players with big sad brown eyes i'd grunt appreciatively and say 'good, they will be useful in the next campaign' test can coddle the own membership all they want, all i care about is utility Wait, so we aren't kicking them out? Shut the ** up, Messoroz.
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.08 19:47:00 - [6] Originally by: Jimmy Duce Originally by: Murk Loar This almost made me log in again. Almost. You should, you are obviously winning the isk war. http://own.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=7763375 Those ships were all empty. Also, get out.
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.09 05:30:00 - [7] Edited by: Tez Saurus on 09/10/2010 05:32:03 At 02:41 EVE Time today, the United Nations convened for the second meeting of this week involving the current crisis in OWN Alliance space. Today, a vote was passed to contact an economic expert to provide us with an approximate evaluation of the worth of infrastructure currently being exploited by OWN Alliance's dictatorship. This resulted in a nonbinding United Nations referendum requesting OWN Alliance to co-operate in providing a detailed record of their resource extraction, processing revenue and expenditures that span the previous two fiscal quarters. Deagol1 > lol do i care what you think? As such, the United Nations passed a closed-doors vote less than twelve hours ago (213-2: United States and Israel the negative parties) to contact and deploy a forensic economic analyst to investigate the financial and industrial development of the region, and supply the United Nations International Finance Committee with an estimated audit of their revenues, expenditures, and unused or missing infrastructure and/or resources. The United Nations would like to ensure the citizens of OWN Alliance that the receipt of this information will be used exclusively in our efforts to aid the average citizen of OWN Alliance. The Test Alliance Please Ignore aid flotilla has already received large outpourings of thanks from the citizens of OWN for providing food, water and medical supplies. As the first evening of aid reached the end of its operating timeline, a Test Alliance Please Ignore infrastructure development flagship was deconstructed through the use of remotely deployed demolition charges to provide construction equipment for the refugee camp currently being assembled along the outskirts of the CU9 capital. It has also come to the attention of the United Merit Association of Deklein (which will hereby be referred to as UMAD) that a new crisis has emerged since the deployment of the Test Alliance Please Ignore aid flotilla into OWN Alliance space. Since the active deployment of the flotilla, UMAD has concluded that the wave of corruption accompanying the distribution of aid has elevated to a severity surpassing UMAD's pre-deployment assessment, with rumours of bribery and political maneuvering spreading throughout the nation as the country's leadership attempts to disconnect all communication infrastructure to the surrounding nations. Deagol1 > Please block all test alliance if you see them in local. The United Nations is strongly encouraging all nations to be transparent with their financial information, and to develop themselves to the best of their ability to support their citizen population. The increasing rumours of gross mismanagement of funds, as well as the recent political turmoil and corruption within the developing nation has led us to believe that this audit is necessary to ensure the future social and political stability of OWN Alliance and its populace. The United Nations also would like to take this opportunity to ensure the people of OWN Alliance that there will be no hostile military action to threaten the sovereignty of their nation, and that any United Nations vessels within OWN Alliance borders are nonmilitary vessels. These aid vessels are clearly marked in their external registrar as United Nations aid vessels, and will contain only aid supplies for distribution. Appended to this press release is a document containing the results of the audit carried out by the forensic economic analyst. Please examine this document at your leisure. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ownisk Deagol1 > your a **** Also,
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.09 06:02:00 - [8] Originally by: Viribus Originally by: Tez Saurus http://preview.tinyurl.com/ownisk Man I love clicking like half a dozen referral links I like knowing where a shortened URL is taking me first. Also it's only one referral, I recommend you get ****ed.
Tez Saurus Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2010.10.09 06:05:00 - [9] I do.

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